Squeeze who?

Squeeze50.com.au is designed to simplify the way in which you buy online...buy when you want, what you want and no need to wait...and wait...and wait for bidding to come in or until there are enough people to make the price interesting.

Simple steps to Squeeze50

• Open an account so that you are registered for weekly newsletters or become a friend on Facebook with "squeeze50"
• Check out the deals that are online and if you're interested purchase and get 50% straight off the RRP

Can I get a better deal than 50% off?

YES, yes you can my friend.  As you purchase items on Squeeze50, your rating will increase adding a percent here and there until you reach the big Squeeze55 or enormous Squeeze60 club where...yup you guessed it, you receive 60% off EVERYTHING we sell.

• On your first order you'll squeeze 50% off
• On your second order we'll bump you to 51%
• On your third order...guess what? You're on 52% discount
• etc.etc.etc until you hit the big Squeeze60 where you'll hit a whopping 60% off everything online from here on in
• Keep your eyes open for special deals that will bump you to 60% quicker or give a special offer to Squeeze55 and Squeeze60 members

What is "SQUISHED"?

When something is squeezed too much, it gets squished!  Squeeze50 offers 50 (that's FIVE O) of each special product, service or offer so if you're interested, get squeezing before the deal is squished.  Live stock levels are detailed next to the product image so watch carefully as once it's gone, it's gone.

I need a thingymajiggy, can you get one for me?